pls take a quesarito and shove it up my ass
{ (You actually hovered over the title oh wow) }

the big quesarito mikasa

update: the quesarito is currently lodged within my anus. it refuses to leave. it is pleasureful yet painful. i do it for him.

update: I have absorbed the quasarito through reverse digestion. The quesarito and I are now one. I feel it's power flowing through my veins. I now have all knowledge of all forms of combination foods and the universe is simply a sandbox for me to play in. The age of quesarito approaches. Brace yourselves, mortals

its a metaphor you see

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    Except he actually gave the killing thing the power to kill him.
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