pls take a quesarito and shove it up my ass
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the big quesarito mikasa

update: the quesarito is currently lodged within my anus. it refuses to leave. it is pleasureful yet painful. i do it for him.

update: I have absorbed the quasarito through reverse digestion. The quesarito and I are now one. I feel it's power flowing through my veins. I now have all knowledge of all forms of combination foods and the universe is simply a sandbox for me to play in. The age of quesarito approaches. Brace yourselves, mortals

I’m so fucked up I just told everyone in the living room “omg I’m so excited in 38 minutes it’s going to be October” and then someone looked me dead in the eye and said “September, it’s gonna be September” I’m so embarrassed.

Selfie game weak im ashamed

I was injured

I FELL BACKWARDS WHILE TAKING THE SELFIE THE FIRST TIME BECAUSE THE MIRROR IS BY THE FRONT DOOR AND MY SISTER OPENED IT I HIT MY HEAD I THINK I HAVE A CONCUSSION

VERY SMEXY ERERI SMUT FICTION!!!!!! ADULTS ONLY!!!!
Shrek

arrrmin-arrrlert:

How I feel about this character: No words can describe the intensity of my feelings for our ogrelord.
All the people I ship romantically with this character: Armin, and Armin alone.
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Donkey and Puss have accompanied him in his times of need, and as thus they are permitted to stay by his side.
My unpopular opinion about this character: his ears are p hot
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I WISH HIS WEDDING WITH ARMIN HAD BEEN FILMED SO THAT WE MAY BASK IN THE GLORY OF HIS UNION WITH HIS GOLDEN ONION ANGEL.

this is bad oh no

ur the epitome of twink

NO IM NOT REALLY IM MORE LIKE A CUB TBH IM JUST VERY DECEPTIVE

ur such a twink

no not really

aesthetic more like assthetic

another selfie because my self confidence is through the roof and I’m still thristy